As proof of my previous claim that TSA doesn't give a flying eff about your liquids, allow me to list all the liquidy items I just snuck through security: at least one tube of lip gloss, a tube of mascara, contacts in lens solution, a medium size tube of face lotion, and two 2-shot mini bottles of flavored vodka. As to why I have mini bottles of flavored vodka in my toiletry bag, well, I can't really think of a better place to keep them, and I suppose the same way some people have a spare toothbrush in their carry-on, vodka could always count as necessary supplies in the event of a flight delay emergency. Though on my list of terrible situations to be in, "drunk at an airport" falls right between "delayed at an airport" and "hungover at an airport."